his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
