Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Rock
Scissors
Fuck
everyone is single if you try hard enough
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Randomize
