Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
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