Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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