I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
Randomize
