you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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