we made out on top of his cat.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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