the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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