I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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