Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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