omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
NoShamevember. You game?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Bring me that man meat
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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