I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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