i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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