Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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