operation harelip BJ is a go
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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