The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I have aggressive nipples.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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