That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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