There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
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