I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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