Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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