my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I will be naked everywhere
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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