Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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