Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
What a dumb baby whore.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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