office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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