no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Randomize
