forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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