Quick, to the slutcave!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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