I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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