Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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