I hate all girls vehemently.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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