that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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