Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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