i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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