What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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