Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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