I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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