nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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