i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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