she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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