i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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