Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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