i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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