If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
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