I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The adults are the big ones right?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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