I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize
