let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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