my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
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