Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
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