So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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