I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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