you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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