Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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