I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
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NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Randomize
