is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
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