She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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