I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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