I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
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